I’m posting this only now since everyone should already know who won and I don’t want to spoil anyone inadvertently.

I’m so glad Rob and Amber did not win. I have no particular love for that pair of people (especially Rob) who take competitiveness to new lows. I’d really love to wipe that smug smirk off Rob’s face. Colin and Christie in the fifth race at least played competitively without stepping on anyones toes.

I wouldn’t want Ron and Kelly to win either since a dysfunctional pair doesn’t deserve the prize money. Remember Flo and Zach?

So I’m giddy that Uchenna and Joyce won the million dollars. Despite finishing last and getting stripped of their belongings and money in the penultimate leg, they managed to win with extremely good luck. Lucky that their taxi driver in Miami knows Spanish so they got the last clue first. Lucky that they manage to raise the taxi fare in time. And very lucky that they got on the same flight to Miami as Rob and Amber.

I actually think that there was some hocus-pocus done by CBS or something that let Uchenna and Joyce board that last flight. The plane was about to take off! Anyway, I’m sure most viewers thought of the same things so I’m letting Google show you some conspiracy theories.